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The day of Fionna's party had arrived, and predictably they sent Flint to distract her while they made the final decorations. He asked her out on a date, asked her to dress nicely. She sighed when that happened, assuming it would be another ball. However instead of a gown, Cake had laid out a shorter lighter dress that, in all honesty, didn't look too bad. She slipped the dress over her head and pulled it on. It fit her nicely and widened at the hips to swish softly when she walked. It was as light as air and as comfortable, if not more so, than her normal shirt/skort combo. She hoped that this meant her party tonight wouldn't be another lame

"No." "C'mon PG!" "I said no." He continued to make notes and annotations to the paperwork in front of him. Fionna just tapped her foot impatiently. Why was it impossible to get ANY help today. "Then I'll just go without any protection and burn to ashes, because you. won't. help. me." She replied petulantly. The prince sighed and rubbed his face in exasperation, turning in his chair to properly converse with his (crazy) friend. "Even if I was able to make this heat shield, what are you going to do once you're in there? It's a whole kingdom of fire. Even the best shields are temporary. Also, Let's suppose you get in and retrieve Flint, how

Fionna, after her date, was on cloud nine. She only wished that she could touch Flint without fear of burns. Maybe that was something the two of them could work on together? Could a fire elemental not burn things? The girl didn't know and decided to come up with some way they could hug and hold hands and do other couple-y things. They were a couple now weren't they? Or just casually dating? Fionna sighed and flopped onto her back on the couch, her brain floating in an ocean of "what if's" and her heart seemed about two steps from being broken again. She had forgotten exactly why she had sworn off boys only to be abruptly reminded, but the adv

A few days had passed and Cake had noticed Fi was in a slump. Not even Cake's famous bacon pancakes had been able to cheer up the girl. She tried to get her to open up, but true to her form she would just laugh it off and tell Cake that everything was fine, she was fine, nothing was wrong. They received a distress call from the goblin kingdom. Apparently there was a giant fire and they couldn't put it out themselves. Cake told Fi and she grabbed her adventure pack and her favorite retractable crystal sword, a gift from Gumball after the one from the Ice Queen turned out to be a fake, and they took off for the goblin kingdom. When they got t

Marshall Lee and Fionna were hiding in a closet in the candy palace, exchanging knowing looks and trying to stifle their laughter as they listened to their pink friend exclaim loudly in german. "Was zum Teufel passiert mit meinem Schlafgemach!?" Neither of the two pranksters knew what this meant but it amused them anyway. They both laughed out loud, Fionna falling onto the closet door and then to the ground as the door gave way. Marshall Lee floated out after her laughing just as hard. Gumball, having heard the laughter in the hallway, came out of his bed chamber fuming, arms crossed, and a glare adorning his delicate features. His anger on

"Marshall Lee! What are you even doing?" Fionna the human giggled. Cake's ears perked up. "Hold still, squirt, it'll only hurt for a second." There was a gasp and a squeal. "OH MY GLOB Marsh your hands are so cold." "I told you to warm them up for me before we started, but noooo, you had to just jump in head first." "Seriously Marsh, Where are you even touching?" She squealed and giggled some more. Cake bristled and stormed into the room to see Marshall bent over in front of Fionna with her shirt half way up. She hissed and flew at Marshall, growing in size and brandishing her claws. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY, FANG-FACE!?" Marshall

There were a few things that Fionna knew she could rely on in this world. Marshall Lee hated the day time, Flame Prince hated water, and Gumball found the other two boys distasteful. In this minute her whole world had turned upside down, inside out, and began whirling sharply out of her control or even recognition. Here, in front of her house, stood the aforementioned trio, Flame Prince and Gumball clad in t-shirts and swim trunks and Marshall Lee in a wetsuit, the latter also sporting the most evil smirk she swears she's ever seen on his face. Ever. And Fionna has seen many an evil smirk splashed across the older boys face. Needless to say,

Dear journal, Since Fi and I got together, not much has really changed. She's still the most mathematical girl in the whole universe and a hero to all of Aaa, and I'm still not quite sure what she sees in me. I asked her once, she just looked at me like I was crazy and said "what don't I see in you?" The one thing that has changed, and very much for the better, is the kisses. They are no longer tiny little stolen things that leave giant question marks hanging in the air. Most often they are long and heated and passionate. When she's feeling particularly adventurous, sometimes she'll trail kisses down my neck and mess with my bite marks. The

Dear Marshall Lee's Journal, It is I, Prince Gumball, recording the last two weeks in Marshall Lee's stead. He flew into my bed chamber at precisely 2:13 A.M. fourteen days ago. He slid into my bed and curled his arms around me, hissing drunkenly into my ear. "Bon-bon" I sleepily tried to swat him away, not quite aware of what was going on. "Bons, wake up" he pressed a sloppy kiss to my temple and my eyes shot open. "Marshall Lee, are you aware of the fact that it is obscenely early in the morning and any decent person is sleeping?" "It's a good thing neither of us is particu- particulary- particularly decent." He slurred in what was supp

I'm an idiot, I'm a big, dumb, stupid idiot. A person should NEVER lay all their cards on the table and I did. I just fucking said it. Just like that. Of course that would freak her out. It would freak anybody out. Having a disgusting, blood-sucking, un-dying, demon-spawn monster confessing his love for you. How could I forget? How could I ever forget? That girl makes me dumb. That's how. Fi went home, I guess, covered in snot and dirt and tears. I don't even know. and Cake told PG and PG came to me. Cuz apparently Fionna won't talk and eats only very little and somehow it's my problem to fix? No thank you. I'm done seeing that girl. It's l